That Feeling I was talking about..

...Didn't last! lol.

It has been so long since I updated this thing..

This will probably only make sense to one person.

But All I have to say is

Chunk, Muscles, I-Pat, I-Horse, and B-Mo

oh yes... that is the truth!

x

ECSTATIC

Words can't describe this happy feeling I have right now..

I have not felt this for a long long long long time and I am embracing every second :)

THAT IS ALL! :D

xxxxxxxxxxxx

seriously pondering..!

After listening to friends and with stuff going on with me in the last couple of months,

I do wonder whether you ever want as much, the things you can have, as the things you can't?

In whatever aspect you look the Can't (or shouldn't) have choices, whether it's a huge piece of chocolate cake that you know you shouldn't eat, a guy you know you aren't allowed, a celebrity crush, staying up for that extra hour when you know you should really sleep etc. They always seem so much better than the things that you can get easily or the things that you know you should have like fruit, the average joe, a boring job, staying on the safe side of the road etc.

I have no idea what makes people think that way and everybody is the same, I don't know a single person that is willing to just settle with what they know is right. I don't know if it's about challenging personal boundaries or just screwing up for the sake of screwing up, but whichever way, it's damn interesting!!

Me done. :)
x

Midnight Walk 2010

Did the midnight walk last night in aid of St.Peter's Hospice.

Was such a good night!

Saw some of the Bristol Sites!!

Got to hang out with Katie and 1800 other gorgeous women, all raising money for St.Peter's Hospice.

Took some great pictures, walked 10 Miles.

Got Blisters and aching hips but it was all totally worth it!

if you want to donate, you still can by visiting

www.justgiving.com/leese

Can't wait to do it next year!

busy busy busy!!

Where does the time go? honestly, it's crazy!

I've been so busy and had so much on!

Went on holiday a few weeks ago, had a really good time, could have been better, but I wont publish why on here..! you never know who reads this stuff.

It was 35 degrees all week, got a bitchin' suntan, met loads of amazing people, watched the sun rise as we'd stayed up so late/early (whichever way you look at it), sat by the pool, baked on the beach, got drunk, ate lots (rolly polly garden path, hey hey Katie??! lol), made new friends, found out things about someone that I Thought I knew very well, but in actual fact didn't, learnt to swim, found a new love for the Med, discovered new drink, floated in the sea for hours on a lilo and had an all round amazing week with my bestest buddy!

We Met some guys on the airplane, really lovely! Meeting up with them today, for fun filled cinema trip and bbq (weather permitting!)

Anyway.. me done, for now!

xxx

way too hot..

to sleep..

grrrrrr

I am soooooo pissed off with myself!
I always find myself in a shit situation!
stupid Lisa. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

Twickenhammmmm

Yeahhhhhhh just bought me and mon pere tickets to the rugby at Twik! I can't WAIT! whoop!
*muahahahha* get to see all those hunky men running around with their thighs out. yeah baby. Not that it's the only reason I am going of course..!

Public Enemies

UH-MAY-ZING - Nuff said!

Man how I love Johnny Depp, there is something sexy about him playing a bad guy <3

Rainy Bank Holiday.. oh the surprise.. Not

Why does it ALWAYS rain on Bank Holiday weekends?! grrrrrr.. Luckily I'm not doing much outside this weekend!

I have the wedding do of my friend's wedding Stacey and Chris, tonight. I love them! They will have just about been married now, so amazing. Sending big love to them both today :D Just a shame that it's raining for them.

Catching up with my 2 really goood friends Bet and Max tomorrow and Monday, which will be fab, can't wait to see them, it's been ages!

Bit of a short one.. too much noise in the mad house.

x

Gary Coleman

absolutely gutted to hear that Gary Coleman has died aged 42, seriously sad times! :(

little bit of this.. little bit of that.

just watching the 2nd leg of the Bristol v Exeter play offs. Highly f*cked off at the moment with Bristol's "Effort" really hope they can start kicking some ass, they are being way way way too predictable.

Feeling a little bit fed up with the weather, as it's now raining and we've had a few scorching days. It's still warm so I still wont be sleeping with the covers tonight!!

oooooh I am now a rocking red head, I dyed it this evening!.. I get bored.. so change.. a lot. I don't think it's a bad thing either! :D

Work was ok, same shyte, different day I guess!

Auron is starting to kick ass in karate, he's now started training for his first belt, although practising his moves on me is not always wanted. lol.

Meeting up for a family meal next week with my mum's cousin Stuart who is over from Australia, I haven't seen him since I was about 8, so it's going to be pretty special. (19 mins to go, we're even further behind on points, hiss boo meh!)

Can't wait to book my holiday next week, 27th June and I'm OUTTA HERE! I need sun, sea and sand, Suntans, beach bums, cocktails, partying, sleeping in late, staying up late, swimming, lazing on the beach, and maybe an occasional good looking waiter wouldn't go amiss! and of course my gorgeous ladies Katie and Cher. (13 mins left and we're f*cked, Bristol may as well have just handed exeter £1Mil 80 minutes ago and not bothered!!! so pissed off right now) I would love to get paid to holiday! how cool would that be.. Who's with me?

Got a busy weekend! going with my m8 Kaych to get her tattoo, I might get another one yet, not really decided though. Have a wedding do on Saturday evening, for my lovely friends! Everybody seems to be getting married and I dont even have a bloke, there is something seriously wrong in this world! lol. (6 minutes to go and it's getting worse and worse and worse, I am more than pissed off now!) Going to see my gorgeous friends Max and Bet on Sunday for a catch up, not seem them for a long time, so that will be good, might go for a run if the weather holds out and i Might just bum about at Max's on Monday too. - I have Tuesday booked as a days hol, but we are short staffed in work again, so it looks like I might be working now after all.

Just realised this is probably my longest blog, and my only blog without pictures! obviously felt like having a bit of a rant today!

(Game over, we lost.. surprise surprise... NOT! So so so disappointed now and I'm actually shaking my head)

Bank Holiday, Tattoo's and everything else!

My god, I haven't blogged for AGES!

Where do I start?

Well I changed my hair again...

Went to Ashford to Spend time with Chrissy Seb and Gorgeous baby Kiara.

Got a new Tattoo

Had Auron's 5th Birthday Party! Face Pain stylee.

Been out for fun times with some good mates, Made some gorgeous new friends - Gia and Toni, booked trains to go see Gia for her birthday weekend in July, tempted to book for the Bitten convention As well as already going to ET4!

I Voted Lib Dem in the general election, although it did me sod all good as Clegger is about to jump into bed with Cameron anyway!

Going on holiday next month avec Commer and Cher (Ash Cloud permitting!)

There has been so much going on recently, but this is a pretty crap blog to be honest, so just let the pics tell you what happened :)

Ode To Summer

Well people.. It's finally here. Summerrrrrrrrrr wahooooooo!!

Went camping this weekend and had the best time with a really good friend Emily.

Shame it doesn't last long enough.. I am sure I will be finding bits of grass everywhere for weeks.

I LOVEEEEEEEE SUMMER!! - I wish I was one of these people who was blessed enough to take the whole summer off of work and just travel.

Having time away from home, however little that time may be, makes you think about how different your life could be! - I would be quite happy selling everything I own and just live in a camper van and seeing the world! Possessions actually trap people, they don't make you happier, I learnt that from a friend. As long as you have a camera to capture the memories, then everything else is irrelevant! It's my mission to start getting rid of everything! Ebay my friend.. you will love me! :)

so looking forward to bed tonight...

Had the most tiring week for a long time but I love it! Being bust is great, Was in Canterbury this weekend with my beautiful friend Emily. I haven't seen her since out holiday to Disneyland last June, so it's been ages, we stayed up until 4am just chatting about lots of random crap.. It was great to see her!

I Was on the train back to Bristol from Londinium this eve and it stopped at Reading and loads of police came on the train looking for a criminal, how exciting, but annoying as we were delayed. har de har.

Going to start a hairdressing course in September, I am too creative to be sat in an office forever. Not that there is anything wrong with it, I just don't like looking at the same 4 walls all the time. Roll on Roll on!

Got loads of stuff coming up, I'm going to have a V busy summer!!

Lisa.. out!

p.s.. I still want my tattoo

p.p.s.. We're on summertime now baby!!! yeahhhhhhhhhh

the best ad I've ever seen on ebay..

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230451057921&ru=http://shop.ebay.co.uk:80/?_from=R40&_trksid=p3907.m38.l1313&_nkw=230451057921&_sacat=See-All-Categories&_fvi=1&_rdc=1#ht_1429wt_1165

But just incase it gets taken off here is the description!...

2005 RENAULT CLIO DYNAMIQUE 16V BLUE

"Attention Teenage Drug Dealers/Low Life & Oxygen Thieves

If you think you've saved enough benefit from your 4 children before your 20, this could be the answer to your prayers.

A proper bastardised, chaved up Skippy mobile if ever there was. Enhance your street cred at the local drive thru burger joint or council estate shop front no end with this utterly tacky converted little Renault Clio. Not your Gran's idea of a lift to town, granted, but a fantastic opportunity to increase 3 fold your class A drug selling ability. This is the car you need boys. The punters will flock to the window for your home grown skunk and other illegal substances. you just ain't gonna look out of place in this little beauty! Now I've made sure the tax ran out last November, so there is a big pat on your scrawny little backs already.

Dig out yer favourite unwashed "Umbro" hoodie and come cast your shifty little eyes on this. Ideal for the "Street Pharmacist" and other suitably attired twats. Your gonna need a baseball cap with this beauty, ideally one that comes with no fitting instructions. Heaven forbid you should put it on the right way. What better way to compliment your stolen Nike Air Max trainers than to be seen dangling a foot outta this pocket rocket.

Worried about the Babylon spotting ya, no need. Car comes fully equipped with proper blacked out gangster glass on the side windows. Hell, you could even fill the back up with yer ugly chav kids and knowone'd see 'em. doesn't get much better boys. Ah, but it does. It does. To show your complete and utter lack of taste and knowledge of the motor car you'll also find the ridiculous rock hard lowered suspension to your taste as well. Why not get a step closer to Gran's inheritance by offering her a lift in ya new "wheels" then taking her down the post Office flat out over the speed humps round your estate and hopefully knocking the spine out of her? Might need 2 laps but god damn them single teenage mums smoking Marlboro Lights outside the chippy will be impressed fella's. You know that they like a ride like this. Turn up the Alpine Head Unit, stick in your favourite and incomprehensible "Drum & Bass" Cd and the throbbing out the 6x9 parcel shelf will have them pregnant in no time.

To complete the proper drug dealer look, a tasteless stripe has been fitted from the front to the rear. Finished in "Air Max" white it really doesn't complement the car in any shape or form. Rather like you and your Brethren spitting on the floor constantly. Completely needless but you think it makes a statement about you. You'll also enjoy the totally pointless but ridiculously noisy after market air filter. About as helpful as a fart in an astronaut suit, but hell, you didn't get where you are today by being helpful, did you?

I'm quite sad to see the thing go really. There is nothing more pleasurable to me at 41 than to drive round in this bit of shit and look a complete prick. I'd much rather hand the opportunity to you work shy crack head council tenants any day. This little set of wheels is gonna let the other hoodies know you've made it. cocaine and skunk selling is never gonna get any easier for the lucky buyer of this car. I might have a deal on a couple of gram's of smack or coke, but ideally I'd need to get a serious drug habit before hand. Perhaps someone could help? You can pay in cash or wraps, I'm easy really. Bring along your mums credit card or one that your mate has cloned down the petrol station. If it is going to be hard cash, please ensure it is discretely hidden in a used Tesco carrier bag, and you have folded one £20 note around 4 others. Makes counting so much easier.

For any female buyer I'm offering a free Tatoo of something utterly meaninless to go in the middle of your lower back. If you haven't already got your "Tramp Stamp" that is.

If your an under-age drink driver, or under-age driver for that matter, this little beauty really isn't going to attract the attention of the local constabulary at all. you'll drift pass any patrol car effortlessly. Make sure there is at least 6 of you in the car though, Splif in hand. If your driving, have another swig from your 2 litre plastic "LIDL" brand cider as you nonchalantly flip the bird to the passing police patrol. Head off for the nearest estate for some tyre screeching fun. They ain't never gonna take you alive in this.

The car does like a good rev in the morning at any unsocial hour. Neighbours will love it and feel proud to live in the same road. don't forget to rev the pants off of it at all junctions and roundabouts as well. This really will increase the length of your manhood no end. your virginity is gonna be a thing of the past when the babes see you in this "fanny magnet". You can almost bet your last eighth of puff your gonna get laid. Hell, might even get a few STD's as well. your gonna get a proper bird with this motor.

For the disqualified driver I'll even offer to recover it from outside the local Magistrates or police station. What better way to impress the local Judicial system in one final act of defiance before collecting your ASBO?

Don't let the frivolous matter of actually holding a current, valid drivers licence and insurance put you off this bargain. A visit to your local crack house should procure some documentation from as little as fifty quid.

Nuff said, innit."

That is the single most funny ad I've ever read.

back to work....

.. After a long weekend. God I hate Mondays! Although today was quite productive, everyone commented on the new hair and even people I thought would hate it (not mentioning names mind you) said it looked nice. Result

Would much rather be laying down on a beach somewhere working on my non existent tan!

I need a holiday so bad, got a week booked at the end of June so fingers crossed I get to go away then. Any suggestions? Last minute deals are the way forward.

I'm dreaming up my holiday for next year to Miami, so I can get inked up by the lovehate guys and hang out on the beach all day. Hurrah.. can anyone say, 2 birds, 1 stone??

I'm currently watching my mum (the worlds biggest hoarder) sort through a huge pile of odd socks (that have been accumulated over probably a 5 year period), all black, with not much luck, there's no way I'd bother when you can get 6 pairs for a £1 in Primark! That's a Fail if ever there was one! throw them out, admit defeat and start again Mother! ;)

Tattoos

Been watching Miami ink and looking at pics of tattoos all day and I thought I'd update!! First of all.. I want a damn Tan!!! come on Summer! Got to get back to the gym tomorrow and shift this big butt as it's just not happening right now.

Anyway.. back to the point... Saw a pic of a girl who is quite freckly and had some of them turned into stars on her back. sooo pretty, very different very subtle and I love it. I am so tempted!

Love it!

I also wanna get Something to remember my nanna by, I want Ivy and lilys on my thigh, but everything I've seen is sh*t. Wont be getting it til next May, as that'll be 10 years since she passed, So I'm Not gunna rush a decision. But I miss my nan and I want to be reminded of her everyday, so I think it's a good tribute to have.

on a funny note.. My mate just showed me this and it has to be the best tattoo I've ever seen! haha.

I am feeling that. lol

ooh la la

Got very bored with my hair, so I decided to have it chopped off next week.

But I've put some VEEERRRRY (fire engine) red slices through it before it's chopped. Felt like mixing it up a bit and trying something different!

Here is the pic!

I love it! :D

x

Eternal Twilight 4: A New Dawn update 1!

Okay... so it's countdown until I can buy my ET4 Ticket. Tuesday morning to be exact, I'll be logging on to internet banking at 00:01 seeing if my payday funds (god bless them) are in and iff they are I'll have my ticket by 00:02! har de har

I am more than excited about this. not only will it be my first convention, BUT it will be a twilight one too, which is just amazing, call me a geek and you'd probably be right, but geek chic!!

So far the theme for the Friday night ball has been announced and it's "volturi" So I've been looking at beautiful dresses to wear. I found this one...

and I love it...

twin it with red contact lenses (not really look forward to that part as I cant put things in my eyes BUT still, all for the price of "fashion" haha..) and a velvet cloak and VOILA...

Volturi-esque evening wear!

I am mega excited about this and can't wait to meet other twihards, It's going to be a blast.

found this video and it reminded me...

...Just how annoyed I am that the aerosmith tickets are so expensive. :(

huzzah - my first blog post.

just discovered a brilliant website...

http://www.kermit-on-tour.com/

When I go away next I'll be taking a teddy bear with me too as this is blatently the way forward, so tweet me (www.twitter.com/lisabontemps) your suggestions for soft toy of choice!

Lisa out!
Ps... isn't this weather crappy today?